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I read somewhere that Bic pens used to be called Bich, but the h was removed because, well, you know how it is.

I also saw an Asian restaurant in Port Macquarie called (I’m doubtful here) Phuc-Thanh Hot Bread. Underneath was a note saying “pronounced ‘fook'”. That was pretty funny.

There’s a confectionery here called Double-Ds. Nice idea. Let your brand name double as a dietary warning.

Yesterday I saw a shop called Cookie Man, but I misread it as Cookie Mon. I thought I was in Jamaica.

Also, once I saw…

I’m in hell, you know. This is hell. I can’t get out. What’s wrong with me.