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Hamburgers make awesome meals. I’m talking about homemade ones, with lettuce, tomato, onions, cheese, etc. They’re sandwiches on steroids. If you need to go for a long time without food, hamburgers are the best thing to eat, since they fill you up for so long. As they say in the scientific community, “hamburgers are a fresh, funky, fly, dope source of calories, brozilla.”

I’ve started a new website.

When I was young I played a game called Claw, and this website is a collection of all my memories of playing it. I’ve hit up all my old friends and asked them to chip in their own stories, and a few have already responded. Now that I’ve put this out on the internet, I expect a lot of the comments will revolve around the general theme of how useful PR3M1UM V1AGRA and D1SC0UNT C1AL1S were in beating that final boss, but we’ll see. There’s pictures of me, too.