“If you want to shine like the sun, first you have to burn like it.”
– Adolf Hitler
“He was marooned in the jaws of a human minefield, and with every step the noose grew tighter.”
– Paul and Anthony Cuneo, quoting sports columnist Jerry Izenberg in the New Jersey Star Ledger
“I am pleased to announce that, although attitudes have improved immensely, the beatings will continue.”
– M. Boots
“When I was a kid I found a pocket dictionary that defined ‘bucket’ as ‘pail’ and vice-versa and realized that no one’s in charge of anything.”
– Daniel Kibblesmith
“Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade.”
– Merlin Mann
“It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.”
– Weinberg
“Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again,”
– CS Lewis
“No man who ever held the office of President would congratulate a friend on obtaining it.”
– John Adams
“He who laughs last thinks slowest”
– Anon
“Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word.”
– Stephen King
“You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.”
– H.L. Mencken
“I am not sure that I exist, actually. I am all the writers that I have read, all the people that I have met, all the women that I have loved; all the cities I have visited.”
– Borges