“During the Vietnam War, every respectable artist in this country was against the war. It was like a laser beam. We were all aimed in the same direction. The power of this weapon turns out to be that of a custard pie dropped from a stepladder six feet high.” – Kurt Vonnegut
Whether you love or hate Donald J Trump, he easily ranks as one of the ten greatest presidents of the past decade. He overcame many obstacles on the path to presidency: for example, the arts community didn’t like him.
They (along with the media) deployed the full force of Vonnegut’s custard pie against his 2016 Presidential run. For example, they called him mean names. Really mean names, like Drumpf and 45 and Cheeto Mussolini and Fuckface von Clownstick. They called him fat and old and made fun of his hair. They drew him as an orange baby, and as a pile of poop. They drew him kissing Putin (the joke is that they’re gay, LOL!). Remember that cameo he had in Home Alone 2? Someone digitally edited him out! Ha! Surely Trump would never recover recover from that.
Well, despite this scorched earth take-no-prisoners idpol campaign, Trump somehow became President anyway. From then on, the mood of the politicized left became sad and resigned, like a beaten dog. The vibe shifted from “he will not divide us” to “another day in hell”.
This was a symptom of a broader crisis of faith among the left – the sense that they’d lost. That nothing they were doing was working. Their traditional weapons were all ineffective or had been subverted by the enemy. The working class were now wearing red MAGA hats, chanting “build the wall!” Social media had become an attack surface for memes about how Hillary was running a Satanic pedophile ring under a pizzeria. And although Trump’s splenetic attacks on the media caused a brief #NotTheEnemy snuggling of the press, this rang hollow. Wasn’t Trump president because of the media?
Tim Heidecker is an alternative comedian – a term he surely hates. His flagship shows – Tom Goes to the Mayor, Tim and Eric’s Bedtime Stories, and (particularly) Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job and On Cinema, reveal a man who enjoys reflecting media back upon itself in a broken mirror. On a shallow level, these shows parody badly-made entertainment, but they do more than that: they carve apart the edifice of mass media before your eyes, exposing how hollow it is. Heidecker’s best work is revelatory. Few men have penetrated so deeply (or funnily) into the diseased heart of mass entertainment, and for that I commend Heidecker.
But then he started to take an interest in politics. It began to ruin his comedy. On Cinema gradually devolved from a hilarious skewering of shitty podcasts to a legitimately angry political satire with Heidecker playing a cartoon version of Trump. His cleverness and self-awareness disappeared. Soon he was unironically participating in stuff like The Big Unfollow, a campaign to reduce Trump’s Twitter follower count.
In 2017 he released Too Dumb for Suicide, an album of Trump protest songs. They were written quickly in various times and places and moods (usually “with the blood still boiling from whatever indignity or absurdity had popped up on my newsfeed that day”, as Heidecker once wrote). Some are exhuberantly filthy, others sound like a captive lamenting in Babylon. In short, it listens like a Greek chorus of the anti-Trump left, capturing its gradually deflating mood.
The songs are decent pastiches of 70s dad-rock. “Mar-a-Lago” is based on Jimmy Buffett’s “Margaritaville”, with an easy, swinging cod-country rhythm. It contain’s the album’s most benign portrayal of Trump: as a bumbling duffer (manipulated by dark forces beyond his understanding) who wants to golf away his remaining years . “Richard Spencer” is a Randy Newman ballad about punching people (sadly not Randy Newman). “Imperial Bathroom” is a late 70s Elvis Costello song about Trump’s bowel movements, complete with nasal paint-thinner vocals and a blaring farfisa organ. Lyrically it’s not far removed from late 70s Costello, either.
Generally, Suicide is good more than it’s great, and adequate more than it’s good. Heidecker can certainly write a tune, but he’s not a dazzlingly brilliant natural songwriter. He can sing and play guitar, but his performances to make you want to listen to whoever he’s parodying. He seldom matches and never exceeds his influences. His voice is limited, and the arrangements of several songs almost bend themselves like pretzels to accomodate his narrow vocal range.
Many of these songs are as ephemeral as mayflies, dashed out in response to something happening on the news. They don’t have any juice left in 2022, unless you want to Google obscure Trump scandals-of-the-week from half a decade ago (“hey, remember when he was trying to make his private pilot the head of the FAA?”).
Or “For-Chan”, he returns fire on people who were mean to him on Twitter. On “MAGA” he comes up with Michael Moore caricatures of Trump voters. Maybe this was hard-hitting satire in 2017. But now, a different picture emerges: Heidecker as a social media addict, doomscrolling Twitter like a junkie chasing the dragon, getting high on rage and misery. He’s getting played by the same cynical media he used to laugh at, and his comment about newsfeeds is revealing. The media wants his blood to be boiling. Doesn’t he see that?
Although journalists individually may not like Trump, the media as an institution adores him. It only cares that you keep clicking and keep reading and keep getting angry, and Trump was crack cocaine. In Jul 2015, Huffington Post announced that they would only cover Trump’s candidacy in the Entertainment section, along with the Kardashians and the Bachelorette. “Our reason is simple: Trump’s campaign is a sideshow. We won’t take the bait.” One year later, the front page of their site had twenty-two Trump stories on it. I guess they couldn’t resist the bait after all.
And there’s still another side of Suicide, Too Dumb For: the naked, unreconstructed fantasizing. “Sentencing Day”, for example, describes a universe where Trump is finally held accountable for his crimes.
The jury was 12 to none
The case was cut and dry
The only question remains is:
Will he live or die?
On one hand, the song’s pathetic and masturbatory: like a teenage girl writing fanfic where Harry kills Hermione and marries her self-insert OC.
On the other hand, it’s real. Heidecker is giving voice to authentic emotions here, and this is something you seldom saw in his work up until now. He’s not being vague. He’s not building a clever ironic meta-universe. He’s just being a person.
And then there’s “Trump Tower”, which was written (if I’m not mistaken) on the day of Trump’s inaugeration.
“Well, they can take me down to the bowels of Trump Tower / And put me on the rack next to all of my brown and black brothers / And make me pledge allegiance to the hashtag MAGA, no other/ And rip my arms and legs off while I’m crying for my mother / But I’ll be hell-bent to call that motherfucker President.”
It sounds like a bit, but when you listen to it, Heidecker sounds exhausted and heartsick, and clearly means every word. He did everything he could. But the custard pie went splat, and Trump still became President.